Ship's Log Reports Smooth Sailing, Nautically Speaking
Officials confirm the log is, in fact, a metaphor.
Team historians describe this clarification as 'necessary, apparently, more often than you'd think.'
Officials confirm the log is, in fact, a metaphor.
Costume department describes the workload as 'a lot, honestly.'
Editors call the phrase 'evocative, if imprecise.'
The phrase has now been issued for a sixth consecutive offseason.
Reporters describe the standard as 'a vibe, mostly.'
Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about sunscreen.